i've been cracking up at this dude. his wife records the things he says in his sleep and then posts them on the internet. he has an amazing dream life. these quotes are really too good to be true, but like santa claus and psychokinetic powers, some things are just worth believing in.
some good ones:
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"I'm better than Superman. He's just a cunt.... in underpants."
here's the link:
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Basement Jaxx- Gimme Somethin' True
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